Posted by
VeeJay on Wednesday, October 25, 2006 7:37:59 AM
FIVE REASONS TO VOTE DEMOCRAT ON NOVEMBER 7TH
By Osama Bin Hidin
1. A Democratic victory would give the brothers a clear message from the American people. "We truly are the paper tiger the Muslims figured we were on 9/11. We surrender, tell us more about this Shariah Law."
2. Nancy Pelosi as Speaker of the House, just two suicide bombers away from the White House. Allah be praised, she’d look pretty good in a flimsy veil and burnoose.
3. The American Supreme Court is just one conservative nominee away from turning in a different direction (Justice Stevens is 87!). Such a turn might help to steer the Great Satan away from some of its most wicked pursuits (Abortion, gay rights etc.) and leave men like me with less moralist ammunition with which to fire up the Mujahadeens here in the caves (but I’m not telling you which caves you hopeful little infidel you).
4. It would please all our friends in the mainstream American media. These lovely infidels are some of the most ‘useful idiots’ present day Western Civilization has ever offered in the service of Allah and we don’t want them discouraged by a Republican victory at the American polls.
5. It would hurt the American economy by eventually leading to more taxes and a newly slowed down economy, which might in turn lead to a Democratic win in the 2008 elections. If Allah is willing, could President John Walker Lindh be far behind? (Oooh, it gives me goose bumps!)